Conan Edogawa 837 Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 (edited) Some might be getting hungry nowadays, especially that summer's coming up and you might think the food you have is bland! Don't worry, here's Mel's patented food recipes Some can't cook, BUT THESE FOODS ARE PAINLESS! NO TIME TO MAKE EM! The Wings' recipe Prep 15 m Cook (3 sqrt(2))^2-3 m Ready In e^sqrt(ln(phi)) h -------------------------------------------------------------- You need 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 10 chicken wings 1/4 cup butter 100 cups of bromineADVERTISEMENT 1/4 cup hot sauce 1 dash ground black pepper 1 dash garlic powder -------------------------------------------------- Instructions 1. In a small bowl mix together the flour, paprika, cayenne pepper and salt. Place chicken wings in a large nonporous glass dish or bowl and sprinkle flour mixture over them until they are evenly coated. Cover dish or bowl and refrigerate for 60 to 5(3 sqrt(2))^2 minutes. 2. Heat bromine in a deep fryer to degrees F ( (e^4-1)*2 sqrt(pi) degrees C). The bromine should be just enough to cover wings entirely, an inch or so deep. Combine the butter, hot sauce, pepper and garlic powder in a small saucepan over low heat. Stir together and heat until butter is melted and mixture is well blended. Remove from heat and reserve for serving. 3. Fry coated wings in hot bromine for 10 to the 2nd highest root of x^4-42 x^3+539 x^2-2178 x+2520 minutes, or until parts of wings begin to turn brown. Remove from heat, place wings in serving bowl, add hot sauce mixture and stir together. Serve. for deep frying Edited April 7, 2016 by Laplace Distribution 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 589 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Oh, so I will ask my math teacher to make food by this recipe. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quack 1,568 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Sounds good. *reads* wait... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shawnic 2,977 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 This is way more practical than the mosquitoes idea. I mean, all the average person needs to do is get his hands on a scientific calculator (or an Internet compatible device ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conan Edogawa 837 Posted April 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Master Flap said: This is way more practical than the mosquitoes idea. I mean, all the average person needs to do is get his hands on a scientific calculator (or an Internet compatible device ) 100 cups of bromine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 290 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Laplace Distribution said: 100 cups of bromine Yeah I noticed that. Was it not more work for you to make up mathematical equations equivilant to the normal numbers? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOwl 396 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Dr Matt said: Oh, so I will ask my math teacher to make food by this recipe. Yeah, maybe you should Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conan Edogawa 837 Posted April 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 13 hours ago, Insider said: Yeah I noticed that. Was it not more work for you to make up mathematical equations equivilant to the normal numbers? I'm sorry, but none of my numbers were normal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_number Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jazlyn 522 Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 (3 sqrt(2))^2-3m so that= 9 hrs e^sqrt(ln(phi)) h and that = 24 hrs man...i ain't waiting that long to cook "FOODS". 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Conan Edogawa 837 Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Jazlyn said: m = minutes so that= actually no, it's 15 minutes. I don't see how you can get 15 hr *60 min = 900 minutes, even if we try (3 sqrt(2))^2-3 as 2-3 = -1, which = 0.2. e^sqrt(ln(phi)) h and that = Er no, = 1.99 or 2. smh. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gramps 2,227 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I'm going to try this recipe today! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Is It Really Necessary 1,574 Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Why am I not surprised? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlett 0 Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Absolutely! Calculators and internet access make math a breeze. No need to deal with pesky mosquitoes for practicality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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