The Bacon Topic

[Gramps 2,226]

Bacon is probably the best

[Liberty 2,292]

"BACONNNNNN!!!"

"bacon is a life style"

[MidoriJordan 189]

Bacon prayer, enough said.

[Quack 1,568]

I like pie.

and bacon.

so that means.... bacon+pie=....

bacon pie.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Matt 589]

Like is love. Like is life. I like bacon, bacon's my love and wife. 

Edited April 25, 2016 by Dr Matt

[Raylight 829]

I haven't eaten bacon

 

screw me, right?

[Archie 1,560]

2 hours ago, Raylight said:

I haven't eaten bacon

 

screw me, right?

same lol

[Gramps 2,226]

7 hours ago, Raylight said:

I haven't eaten bacon

 

screw me, right?

 

4 hours ago, Archie said:

same lol

Ah, some day, young ones, you shall travel to the west and try the mouth watering, awe-inspiring love that is bacon.

[Shawnic 2,970]

3 hours ago, GrandpaK2D2 said:

 

Ah, some day, young ones, you shall travel to the west and try the mouth watering, awe-inspiring love that is bacon.

I haven't eaten bacon either. Or have I but I don't remember? Maybe on pizza? Anyways, going by the composition of the revered foodstuff, it sounds heavenly.

[Gramps 2,226]

Just now, Master Flap said:

I haven't eaten bacon either. Or have I but I don't remember? Maybe on pizza? Anyways, going by the composition of the revered foodstuff, it sounds heavenly.

It is amazing <3 I like bacon on my pizza too

[Aarone 226]

Flimsy bacon is better than crunchy.

[Rob 705]

Okay, so I have a Culinary Arts class every 1st period, and yknow, that's 1st period, right? It's the first class of the day, so we always are making food and we're eating not-necessarily-breakfast foods, and it's great! I haven't eaten my own food for breakfast for at least 3 months. I've saved on ALL THE MONEY. So today, my teacher is like: 

GUYS, IT'S MONDAY AND I NEED SOME BACON. GO! (And yes, she was screaming like that. My teacher scares me sometimes, because sometimes I see her at the gym and she's lifting these weights and yeah... that's a story for another day)

So all 16 of us get up and get in our kitchens, and within five minutes of the class period starting, we already have bacon on the stove. The smell of bacon has filled the room. The kids from the preschool, who evidently are in the class next-door wander in, asking for bacon. So we give the tiny 4 year olds bacon, pat them on the heads, and they're off on their way. 

Next, the principal and the vice principal come in. They give us the authority excuse. Like hey, we're your bosses and stuff. Bacon. We appease them and give them bacon. 

Next, the teachers from next door. Next, their students. By the end of the class period, the entire school has had some of our bacon. 

So, the moral of the story is, nothing brings people together like bacon. (or maybe this is Indiana and we just really like bacon.) 

[Quack 1,568]

i didnt have breakfast so im very very very hungry for bacon.

*mouth waters*

[Frog_LQ 924]

I should leave this here

[Gramps 2,226]

Fun fact: They make bacon flavored toothpaste! I tried it once.

[Agent P 2,479]

On April 25, 2016 at 10:17 AM, Raylight said:

I haven't eaten bacon

 

screw me, right?

 

On April 25, 2016 at 0:45 PM, Archie said:

same lol

It's good but I wouldn't die for it

[Is It Really Necessary 1,572]

Worship bacon, Amen.

(tho idk if I've eaten it yet)

Edited August 20, 2016 by Is It Really Necessary

[Jazlyn 521]

ik what bacon is

but does eating pig count?

[Is It Really Necessary 1,572]

7 minutes ago, Jazlyn said:

ik what bacon is

but does eating pig count?

 

bacon

ˈbeɪk(ə)n/

noun

 

1. cured meat from the back or sides of a pig.

   "a plate of bacon and eggs"

    

   And so, I guess pig eating is the same thing.

[Shawnic 2,970]

On 6/28/2016 at 2:19 AM, Frog_LQ said:

I should leave this here

For all those non believers... Heaven is real. And the above picture is a pretty good representation of it. 

[Is It Really Necessary 1,572]

On 8/22/2016 at 2:39 PM, Master Flap said:

For all those non believers... Heaven is real. And the above picture is a pretty good representation of it. 

And what might hell be?

[Shawnic 2,970]

1 hour ago, Is It Really Necessary said:

And what might hell be?

Idk. Vegetarians campaigning for the banning of meat stuff? 

[Is It Really Necessary 1,572]

1 minute ago, Master Flap said:

Idk. Vegetarians campaigning for the banning of meat stuff? 

I say salad.

[Shawnic 2,970]

2 minutes ago, Is It Really Necessary said:

I say salad.

Salad is good. It's the cooked vegetables that make me ponder the definition of edible. 

[Is It Really Necessary 1,572]

Just now, Master Flap said:

Salad is good. It's the cooked vegetables that make me ponder the definition of edible. 

Salad sucks.

I literally pity vegetarians every day.