Ode to the dab. My mixtape (music not included)


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(so i was cleaning my room and i found this piece of paper with this written on it. So i had to post it)

Ode to the dab

Ode to the dab
Its got me feelin' like im fab
Theres no phrase i love more than
"Look at me dab!"

It is so fab
It invigorates me
It excites me
It is the key
To my happiness and glee

"Is it" you ask?
"Is it really that cool?"
I answer that question for you;
Is the sky blue?

You can dab in any attire
All you have to do is do it
You can dab in a t-shirt
Or even an oven mit.


I see people do the dab
Some right; some wrong
But either way
It will make my day
And make everyday my birthday

Those two awesome arm movements
I will never forget
Because theyre so wickedly awesome
Who wants to make a bet?

Some people think its just a dance
Or even another fad
But dabbing is a way of fashion
For every lass and lad

This concludes the ode to the dab
Dont you ever forget it
'cause if you do i might have a fit
"But all is fab when you dab and dont jab"!

You can dab in any attire
All you have to do is do it
You can dab in a t-shirt
Or even an oven mit.

 

 

 

*drops mic*


 

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6 hours ago, Field of Dreams said:

It does not Bode well @Is It Really Necessary 's edict is being followed by Quack.

Yes, because my edict should be followed by everyone, not just Quack.

8 hours ago, Quack said:

uhhhhh....

Y-yes, your majesty. *sings with no facial expression*

No, that won't do.

 

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4 minutes ago, Quack said:

Wait....... what's edict?

Darn....... *Tries to smile while singing*

 
edict
ˈiːdɪkt/
noun
 
  1. an official order or proclamation issued by a person in authority.
    "Clovis issued an edict protecting Church property"
    synonyms: decree, order, command, commandment, mandate, proclamation, pronouncement,dictum, dictate, fiat, promulgation, precept; More
     
     
     
     
     
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Just now, Is It Really Necessary said:
 
edict
ˈiːdɪkt/
noun
 
  1. an official order or proclamation issued by a person in authority.
    "Clovis issued an edict protecting Church property"
    synonyms: decree, order, command, commandment, mandate, proclamation, pronouncement,dictum, dictate, fiat, promulgation, precept; More
     
     
     
     
     

Forgive me, im just a penguin.

I understand.

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