Frog_LQ 924 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 *The camera scrolls over a dark room filled with books, at the center of a room there lies a desk with a large chair turned opposite of it* Grant: *enters the room* Father, I need a favor. *the chair turns around* Winnie the Pooh: Grant, you're like family too me. Name your wish. Grant: I can't feed my family, if I don't get some money soon they're going to die on the street! Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother, you didn't address me properly. Grant:....Well you see I didn't think that I needed to- I didn't mean to offend you in any way. Winnie the Pooh: I am a bear of very little patients *grabs Tommy gun*.I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good- Grant: Wait no you see- Winnie the Pooh: 3....4.... 10. *gun shots* Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother you filthy animal. One would think Grant died from being shot 47 times directly in the chest. But this was only the beginning of his adventure . For later he was revived by a hard working Asian monk who would help him seek his revenge. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Is It Really Necessary 1,574 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Frog_LQ said: *The camera scrolls over a dark room filled with books, at the center of a room there lies a desk with a large chair turned opposite of it* Grant: *enters the room* Father, I need a favor. *the chair turns around* Winnie the Pooh: Grant, you're like family too me. Name your wish. Grant: I can't feed my family, if I don't get some money soon they're going to die on the street! Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother, you didn't address me properly. Grant:....Well you see I didn't think that I needed to- I didn't mean to offend you in any way. Winnie the Pooh: I am a bear of very little patients *grabs Tommy gun*.I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good- Grant: Wait no you see- Winnie the Pooh: 3....4.... 10. *gun shots* Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother you filthy animal. One would think Grant died from being shot 47 times directly in the chest. But this was only the beginning of his adventure . For later he was revived by a hard working Asian monk who would help him seek his revenge. 'Filthy animal?' 'Skip counting?' 'I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good?' I see that Home Alone reference. Also I'm immortal and mighty, I can revive Grant if you want. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archie 1,560 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Can't wait for the whole thing 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liberty 2,305 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 10 hours ago, Frog_LQ said: *The camera scrolls over a dark room filled with books, at the center of a room there lies a desk with a large chair turned opposite of it* Grant: *enters the room* Father, I need a favor. *the chair turns around* Winnie the Pooh: Grant, you're like family too me. Name your wish. Grant: I can't feed my family, if I don't get some money soon they're going to die on the street! Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother, you didn't address me properly. Grant:....Well you see I didn't think that I needed to- I didn't mean to offend you in any way. Winnie the Pooh: I am a bear of very little patients *grabs Tommy gun*.I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good- Grant: Wait no you see- Winnie the Pooh: 3....4.... 10. *gun shots* Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother you filthy animal. One would think Grant died from being shot 47 times directly in the chest. But this was only the beginning of his adventure . For later he was revived by a hard working Asian monk who would help him seek his revenge. "wait no you see" grant 100% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Is It Really Necessary 1,574 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Is this later going to star Piglet and Tigger? Why do I still remember those names? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOwl 396 Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 This is great. Especially the 'Winnie The Pooh' entrance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frog_LQ 924 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Chapter 1: Enter the Mustard Grant: Wha.... where... where am I? Old Asian Guy: I see you are awake. And that you ask too many questions. *Grant looks around at the stone courtyard he lies in, surrounding it is nothing but snow* Grant: But I died. Asian: Funny how things work out that way, no? Grant: No you don't get it, I was shot like a dozen times. I can't just get back up and walk away after that. I- Asian: I said you ask to many questions! Grant: That wasn't a question it was more like a- Asian: It was an answer to a question you asked yourself! *suddenly a chimp races up behind Grant in an attempt to stab him* Asian: Mr. Banks stop! This is your new student! *Mr. Banks considers the offer and stabs Grant anyway* Grant: *looks and stab wound* I feel like this whole thing is an excuse to abuse me. Mr. Banks: That is why Father Pooh was able to take you down! If you are to have your revenge, you must learn to be a man! Grant: ....You're a talking chimp. Mr. Banks: I'm not talking, you're just delusional. Now come, we must train. *Training sequence with Grant, the Old Asian Man, and Mr. Banks* 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liberty 2,305 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 i can totally hear him saying "i feel like this whole thing is an excuse to abuse me" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Is It Really Necessary 1,574 Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Quote I feel like this whole thing is an excuse to abuse me It is an excuse to abuse him, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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